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“Well,” Erekkus said, “he’s like a cat. He doesn’t have friends. He just tolerates your presence.”

“I’m a distraction? That’s very flattering. And here I thought you didn’t notice.” A beat. An odd expression crossed his face. Almost a smile, maybe—albeit from someone who had never witnessed one before. “I’m not the blind one,” he said.

“But hey, maybe you’ll be different. You’re just his type, actually.” “His type?” Erekkus leaned forward and gave me a conspiratorial smirk. He held out a finger with each word. “Beautiful. Mysterious. Dangerous. And an obvious, clear-as-the-fucking-moon mistake.”