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I may be walking through the valley of the shadow of death, but I fear no evil because I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.
Die screaming. Scratch and slash to your last breath.
“This shit is so Toddamn weird,
— Aug 10, 2025 08:15AM
Die screaming. Scratch and slash to your last breath.
“This shit is so Toddamn weird,
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AorticReader
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“Oh my Todd, chill,” she says, invoking the fuckboy deity we made up because Yivi says only an asshole named Todd could have created a universe this shitty.
My natural symmetries. My Sydney Sweeney lips.—Bad Timing
— Aug 07, 2025 11:34AM
My natural symmetries. My Sydney Sweeney lips.—Bad Timing
