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Lily
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me when i dream up a dream girl because my girlfriend tells me to write a book for her and then accidentally start hallucinating the dream girl everywhere until my girlfriend breaks up with me and says she does the same thing with a guy and then i accidentally acquire all of the UNs resources with no questions asked...
— Aug 12, 2025 06:23AM
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Lily
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im ngl this is such a skill issue
if i was humanity i simply wouldnt line ip all my troups really close to a random thing sent by malicious aliens
and i certainly wouldn't drop my gaurd and be like oh wooowwe lol its for piece
like these petty bitches stopped u from studying quantumn physics u think they want piece and are scared of u ? ur a joke
— Aug 23, 2025 04:24AM
if i was humanity i simply wouldnt line ip all my troups really close to a random thing sent by malicious aliens
and i certainly wouldn't drop my gaurd and be like oh wooowwe lol its for piece
like these petty bitches stopped u from studying quantumn physics u think they want piece and are scared of u ? ur a joke
Lily
is on page 376 of 512
tock cults of the list (again)
ah yes brainwash ppl to join ur cult but literal altering ur brains
— Aug 13, 2025 06:30AM
ah yes brainwash ppl to join ur cult but literal altering ur brains
Lily
is on page 267 of 512
i should read more science sci fi so i have more motivation to learn complex math
— Aug 13, 2025 04:58AM
Lily
is on page 215 of 512
thank god for my university studies when reading this so i know what moore's law and von neumann architecture refers to otherwise i'd just be like ah yes haha sci fi which is also valid but u know
— Aug 13, 2025 03:34AM
Lily
is on page 179 of 512
so I can buy expensive sunken sea wine and live in a fancy house with horses and a golf course in a country i dont need to know the name of and tell my FBI friend to hunt down a women that matches the dream girl i hallucinated so that i can get her flown into my house and she can yap about art and somehow expresses zero discomfort for being flown out randomly to be a trophy wife.... peak fiction 🙌🙌
— Aug 12, 2025 06:23AM
Lily
is on page 179 of 512
this is so weird lol and lowkey sexist about yan? idk lolll
— Aug 12, 2025 05:59AM

