Daniela’s Reviews > A Storm of Swords > Status Update

becoming lord commander at 16 bc sam lowkey rigged the voting?? littlefinger killing lysa??? catelyn is back and EVIL???? insanity the ending was so good

jon (and dany) are really the most main character out of all of the characters in this series. like really the most chosen one which i think can be interesting if grrm goes through with deconstructing that trope. but then you have jon becoming lord commander at 16 with only 2 years of experience and it’s like sure okay… but it’s all done so well im not mad at it it’s just kinda funny

he does nawtttt give a fuck about that kid 😭😭

FREAKKKKK fucking freak alert littlefinger are you ready to die…. why are you psychosexually obsessed with your childhood crush’s daughter to the point of calling her your daughter but prob still wanting to fuck her and claiming that you actually fucked her mom…. FREAKOOOOO 🫵🫵🫵

this is actually the sweetest thing someone has done in these books…
truly this whole chapter felt so out of place (not in a bad way tho) for this book series. its just that asoiaf is so like grimdark for the most part and this entire chapter was jaime being like actually im gonna do the first good thing in my whole life and save this girl i dreamed abt and then he has to do that in a bear pit??

the smile on my face as dany killed those slavers….. so good
back to back chapters that were actually pretty happy (jon and ygritte having fun and dany freeing slaves) i just know things are gonna go to shit soon 😔
also dany is soooooo back in this book acok was kinda her flop era since she had 5 chapters and 3 of them were her walking around but in this book… ohhhhh my girls back

LMFAO this is probably the most genuinely happy anyone has ever been in these books glad someone’s having a good time

oh this is bad… this is realll bad robb is cooked in every conceivable way rip
catelyn knew what was up the whole time tho let it be known!!!! that’s what happens when you let a 16 try to become a king without listening to his fucking MOMMMMM

jorah should be shot and killed

immediately i’m liking this even more than acok the court intrigue is court intriguing