Marina > Status Update

📍 92% of the tandem read

Lorcan??? More like LOR-CAN’T FUNCTION. He’s just GRUNT GRUNT STOMP STOMP ‘I HATE EVERYTHING’ blah blah six-foot-eight walking void of joy. Reading his chapters feels like chewing drywall while someone screams at me in Old English. I am BEGGING, for someone to drag this emotional black hole into a swamp and LEAVE HIM THERE. Stupid dumb dumbo idiot.