kazzle dazzle’s Reviews > Lord of the Mysteries Volume 3 > Status Update

okay ed sheeran is dead now….i heard it’s because cuttlefish’s wife is a big fan of the real ed sheeran lol

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHARACTER NAMED ED SHEERAN

lmao klein impersonating the ruthless gehrman sparrow one minute and then running away bc he can’t confess to a girl properly the next is amazing. the duality of this man 😭

Klein took out a ten soli note and pushed it over as if nothing happened.
The boss’s eyes suddenly widened.
“No, no, put it away! I don’t want to get locked up by the sergeant! Get out, get out, you dirty bastard with no proof of identity.
Klein was thrown out of the inn in shock, unable to believe that the omnipotent entity known as money had just lost its powers.”

LMFAO

ahh okay so klein’s new persona is a maniac….its so off putting 😭 but i am excited to see how he’ll manage a persona so different from his old ones

can’t wait to see klein’s new identity, i wonder what this crazy mf is gonna pull next