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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Aug 22, 2025 04:40PM

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"But Joan had seen the heart of him."

im not gonna fucking make it lads.

— Aug 23, 2025 10:25PM

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this book is going to give me an ulcer

— Aug 22, 2025 05:33PM

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IM SO ANXIOUS I FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL MY STOMACH HURTS OH MY GODDDDDDDD

— Aug 22, 2025 03:34PM

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chills I feel SICK vanessa your grasp of tension is terrifying

— Aug 22, 2025 04:05AM

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I fucking clocked it

— Aug 21, 2025 10:19PM

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