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Harry crept behind the tombstone that he had been tied to and drew up as much of his magic as he could.

He was pretty sure Snape was just distracting Timmy- either that or Snape was just a lot sassier than he thought he was.

Breakfast was a noisy affair in the Great Hall on the morning of June twenty fourth.

“If you don’t eat more than that then I will kill you,” Hermione hissed, surprising both Harry and Susan at her tone.

“Yes ma’am,” Harry said cheekily before taking an overly large bite of oatmeal.

“Eat,” Susan snapped for the fiftieth time since Harry sat down at breakfast.

“I’m eating,” he growled, stabbing a sausage with annoyance.

“Tell us what the task is,” Neville asked again.

“You’ll see soon,” Harry said.

Harry,
I’m terrible at card games. So it’s impressive that not only do you know how to play, but you managed to teach your friends. Do you gamble when you play? And you described Sevvie as ‘the sweetest owl to ever be born’ but he pecked me hard enough to leave a scar on my finger so I may have to disagree with you there.
I look forward to your next letter.

-Remus

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Sometimes Harry would think, ‘Wow this is the most miserable I’ve ever been’, and then he would think back to all the other times he thought that and was somehow surprised to find out they had almost all been at Hogwarts.

“Sirius Orion Black move it! We were supposed to meet Harry five minutes ago!” Remus yelled across their new cottage towards the bedroom Sirius was wasting time in. “I will leave you behind!”

Fred and Harry are so sickeningly sweet together.

Amelia joined his side and they dispatched the men quickly. Severus spared no thought to tapering his slightly less legal spells by her side, Amelia hardly was.

Which likely meant that she too had something quite important to lose.

“Where are they?” Severus snarled as he blocked a curse aimed for Amelia’s head.

Omg I love everyone in this book, especially Harry, I love all the head cannons and the way the author curated the characters.

We’re back baby

Harry sat on the floor, in the most undignified manner Theo has ever seen, and talked with Blaise, Neville, and Luna about summer plans. He played poker and kept up his good cheer when Luna refused to be his partner because she wouldn’t choose a losing side. He discussed the Quidditch World Cup with the Weasley’s and Draco.