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"Anyway, Jade had a best friend growing up—she told me this—a beautiful girl, fragile. They were like sisters. She could confide in her, tell her everything under the sun—you know, the kind of friend everyone wants but never has—for the life of me, I can't remember her name. What /was/ it? Something elegant. Anyway"—she flicked ashes off her cigarette—"she was considered problematic" (248).

a 21 yr old hs senior who has a normal-aged hs junior gf okay sure okay

icl i think she killed that guy ..

i know blue alrdy acknowledged the rumor of hannah sleeping w charles but to have her add this is crazy: '"An adult with a fastidious interest in those considerably younger than him or herself cannot be completely sincere or even rational, [...] Such a preoccupation often hides something very dark."'

these cannot be the actions of high schoolers what the heck

OH HELL NAH!!!! RUMOR HAS IT HANNAH BANGED TBE BLOND-BUT-NOT-SCANDINAVIAN-BLOND BOY? OH HELL NAWHHHH

"Everyone is responsible for the page-turning tempo of his or her Life Story, [...] Even if you have your Magnificent Reason, it could still be as dull as Nebraska and that's no one's fault but your own." [...] "Spend your energies on /your/ story. Reworking it. Making it better. Increasing the scale, the depth of content," (71-2).