Angel Bwell’s Reviews > Notorious Pleasures > Status Update

“I’m a veritable blaggard, a seducer, a rake, the worst sort of profligate.
I am notorious for my pleasures.
I drink too much, wench with abandon, and belch in mixed company.
I have no discretion, no morals, and no desire for either.

I am, in short, the devil himself and you, my dearest Lady Perfect, would do well to avoid my company at all costs.”