Codi’s Reviews > Problematic Summer Romance > Status Update

“I don’t think that my default state is wanting a family,” he says. “But if I was with the right person, I would want it so much, I wouldn’t be able to focus on anything else.”

Me: *”you like krabby patties dontcha squidward” face*

“I hope you lied to him and saved those five euros, Daddy.”

Perhaps I forgive & forget

“I don’t want him to see my happiness and push me away.” girl….. the flags are red, flashing, singing, dancing, yelling “red” aloud. Even Hellen Keller would’ve seen em.

Also I’d quite like to kill Avery rn.

This man is damn-near unbearable

I gotta say… what’s happening right now isn’t improving the spiral I’m in. Maya’s sad, I’m sad… Conor’s a dick… let’s not do this please.