Austin (Weird)’s Reviews > Stars of Chaos: Sha Po Lang (Novel) Vol. 1 > Status Update

should I read and finish this or work on my college homework it's literally due today

"Cao Niangzi’s entire face glowed so red, he resembled the buttocks of
a scrawny monkey."

"The more the old emperor gazed at Chang Geng, taking in his pallid
complexion, the more heartbroken he felt. Why couldn’t such a good child
stay by his side? Why was it that, when he had finally found the boy and
brought him back after all these years, he had so little time left to spend
with him?"

"Shen Yi didn’t know what to say. He’d only just finished comforting
the prince at this man’s behest and now he wanted him to make the emperor
cry."


My dude shen yi doesn't get paid enough for this shit 😔

"Chapter 10:
Gu Yun"



OMG MY HUSBAND-

"He remembered this incident. His toe hadn’t been curved from birth
at all. Rather, it had been personally smashed by Xiu-niang. Ignoring his
sobbing cries, she had viciously broken his toe before wrapping it with a
foot-binding technique used by women, forcing his bones into a deformed
arch."
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Oh.....OH HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THE IMPLICATIONS THIS BRINGS TO THE STORY

" This wild tale he had woven
was so full of holes it was practically falling apart at the seams."


Honesty i would have redacted the same way😶 like bro WDYM I'M THE LONG LOST PRINCE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD COME OUT OF A GACHA LIFE MINI MOVIE OR SOMESHIT💀