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Alphonse sighting

“Who the devil did you think it was, Missy?” George said rather severely. “The Great Cham of Tartary?” and on that note, we too departed.

LAST OF THE REAL ONES plays in the background

George is a real one

“I’m asking you to surrender, Miss Sharp, not to marry me!” Short said in exasperation. “I haven’t complimented you at all.”

Oh yes I recall the absolute TORTURE of this slow burn

They say you killed Prince Chlodwig of Lippe!”

Honestly I would’ve died if that was my name so. She did him a favor

May twined a loose curl around her finger. There was a light gleaming in the depths of her eyes, and an odd tug at the corner of her mouth. “Why not a kiss?” Missy bent her teaspoon in half as easily as though it had been a daisy’s stem.

PEAK comedy

At the sound of clucking, he made an affronted face. “This is a chicken.” “So?”“I do not drink the blood of chickens!” “Then glamour it to look like something else.”