Namelessfox’s Reviews > The Baby Dragon Café > Status Update

This def stole from shojo - the finger blood sucking, the random trips into his arms, the hot springs, even the cheek slapping pep talk, etc.

“So what do think about Mount Echo?” - ok either this editor sucks or this editor was cheesed w the author and was like, f it

“ You know dragon saliva heals dragon burns.”
Particularly the saliva of a dragon and its rider.

Ok the way this was worded, I thought it meant the spit of a dragon or its rider can heal dragon burns, not that a dragon licking its rider will help if the rider got a dragon burns. Was 100% prepared for Adrian to go Popsicle on her arm.

“He and Saphira had a professional relationship. He needed to be mindful of that.”

Bitch, the last 30 pages you’ve been trying to kiss her/wanna dick her. Where did this just come from?

This feels like someone is trying to make a romance and their only experience with romance is reading Japanese shojos. Who sucks on someone’s finger because it’s bleeding? Shojo heroes. Who puts their hands directly on someone else’s to pull out a weed? Shojo heroes.

Also who gives a treat to a pet who just bit someone unprovoked?

I thought this was taking place in another world with dragons and chimeras and black market magical creature racing shit but then we get drops of Asia, Pride and Prejudice, and facts about roses in 1867? I’m so confused lol

“Let’s go show, Adrian…” (80)

“Let’s go show, Adrian…” (81)

Why does this book keep repeating itself??

“Since the beans were roasted for longer than light, medium, and even dark roasts, the beans held a special, decadent flavor…” (12)

“Since the beans were roasted for longer than light, medium, and even dark roasts, the beans held a special, decadent flavor…” (70)

Me: the f?

“Basalta dragons… were rumored to be the best breed for the illegal sport of dragon racing” (27)
“Because Basalta dragons were so rare, Sparky would be even more of a target. Saphira had heard that those dragons then got used for dragon racing.” (34)

🤨 thought I lost my mind, like didn’t I just read this haha