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Faramir: No one knows exactly what the pass of Cirith Ungol holds, only that it is a dark terror.

Me: looks like someone hasn't read the Silmarillion ☝️🤓

not Sam thinking he's going to find bay leaf and thyme five feet away from Mt Doom

the most underrated part of TTT is Gollum's exposition lines. imagine, the most fucked up evil little murder greyhound that hates the sun and doesn't know what a potato is, but when you ask him about local geopolitics he answers you

The repercussions of Gandalf taking Shadowfax back in the Fellowship cracks me tf up

Aragorn: "I've never seen a more magnificent horse and never will again"

Gandalf: "hehe neither will Théoden"

The Hobbits escaping Orc capture in the middle of a massacre: "we need to sit down right here right now and have a nice little picnic"

Aragorn tracking them later: "what the fuck??"

"For a while [Merry and Pippin] ate thoughtfully, sitting in the dark, heedless of the cries and sounds of battle nearby."

The hobbits proving once again where life's priorities should lie

the fact that Legolas doesn't sleep but lays there like 🧍 staring up at the stars

Legolas as Aragorn and Gimli's sleep paralysis demon confirmed

I hate this cover 😔

lfg!