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Just sent this update to my girlfriend:
Okay, so Violet and Xaden are linked by their dragons, so that’s why Xaden hasn’t killed Violet and has chosen to protect her to this point. Well, the dragons they are bonded to are currently fucking, and because of that, it makes Violet and Xaden horny too. Right now, Xaden is teaching Violet to shield those emotions now while also smoking their canonical weed (churam)
— Sep 01, 2025 08:14PM
Okay, so Violet and Xaden are linked by their dragons, so that’s why Xaden hasn’t killed Violet and has chosen to protect her to this point. Well, the dragons they are bonded to are currently fucking, and because of that, it makes Violet and Xaden horny too. Right now, Xaden is teaching Violet to shield those emotions now while also smoking their canonical weed (churam)
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