Naomi’s Reviews > My First Popsicle: An Anthology of Food and Feelings > Status Update

“This may also be because when I was young, if things rhymed I just assumed they were related somehow. Although my obsession with rhymes, alliteration, and double entendres came to a screeching halt when I realized my last name was Cummings. I always knew it was Cummings. But it was in high school that I found out my last name was an epic bummer.” – Whitney Cummings

“Fig Newtons: Fruit. And. Cake. Excuse me? It just sounded so fancy. Like, I feel like if Marie Antoinette were reincarnated into RuPaul today, that’s what she would have eaten. I mean, the words alone—Newton was a revered mathematician, and fig just felt very fashionable to me, like very cool and Italian… kind of a close relative to twiggy… twig… fig.” [continued…]

I’m obsessed with this book.