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“I just remembered that I won’t be paid the speaker’s fee if I don’t stay for the full session.” She sniffs and plugs her laptop back into the projector, continuing to the next slide as though that brief episode never happened. “Now, where were we? Ah, yes, your digital footprint . . .”

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You actually can’t make this up. I just started it and I can’t stop like it’s so funny 😂😂