Thunderiffurthermore’s Reviews > Say I Do > Status Update

aaaaand they broke the table (￣ー￣)
#broken_kitchen_table_fuck_fest.
And after that
#christening_every_surface_of_our_bedroom.

"Benito burst through the door, a towel around his waist and one of the ten-inch blue and purple tentacle dildos in his hand. I smirked.
Welcome in the marriage from hell."

Love it. 😌

"Fuck. I'm the goddamn replacement bride." I can't 🤣🤣