Josephine’s Reviews > The Wolf and the Woodsman > Status Update

Nooooo Gaśpar whyyyyyy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor—

Pretty good so far. Eyepatch guy is soooooo sexy