Ebony Laieb’s Reviews > Rejection > Status Update

“(Online people are always accusing each other of narcissism and borderline, when the obvious house disorder is histrionic.)”

“straight girls who get treated like toilet paper by every mediocre guy they date until about age 26 when they become hot merciless dickstompers” again, me.

“For all people claim to hate being stereotyped, they love doing it to themselves, even better when someone they admire does it to them, they’re dying to be issued their personhood so they can pursue it without hesitation, hence astrology and personality quizzes.” Kinda ate me up there ngl

Could’ve done without THAT short story but the writing is so good I’ll keep going even though that was slightly scarring

Damn this is good