Status Update

Jessica is 15% done

Well forgive me for not taking enlightenment lessons from the guy that still believes Tupac is alive.

I love love LOVE BASH AND CLYDE

— Sep 10, 2025 02:48PM

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Jessica’s Previous Updates

Jessica is 75% done

Elsie, we may have to have words

— Sep 12, 2025 01:21PM

Jessica is 60% done

CLYDE 😭😭😭😭

— Sep 12, 2025 09:16AM

Jessica is 45% done

God damn Miss Elsie Silver

— Sep 11, 2025 08:56AM

Jessica is 20% done

Thanks to Gwen Dawson, turning regret and self loathing into an erection turns out to be my new superpower.

I AM DEAD. Get it together Bash 😂

— Sep 10, 2025 04:08PM

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