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Amy Jones
is 87% done
THANK FUCK
I WAS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE IF HE HAD BEEN SERIOUS
I knew he wasn’t going to do it because of how excited he was when she said they would go apple picking. He basically squealed.
My goal in life is to be as dramatic as Simon Waite in everything I do, at the cost of my loved ones’ mental stability. Sacrifice their hard earned trust in the name of a bit.
— Sep 11, 2025 09:52AM
I WAS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE IF HE HAD BEEN SERIOUS
I knew he wasn’t going to do it because of how excited he was when she said they would go apple picking. He basically squealed.
My goal in life is to be as dramatic as Simon Waite in everything I do, at the cost of my loved ones’ mental stability. Sacrifice their hard earned trust in the name of a bit.
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Amy Jones
is 84% done
Not okay not okay not okay not okay not okay
SHE LET YOU FUCK HER ASS. YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO KILL HER?????? This can’t be happening. He has to be playing the ringmaster. I will smash all my ceramic dishes if he does this. Fuck
— Sep 11, 2025 09:37AM
SHE LET YOU FUCK HER ASS. YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO KILL HER?????? This can’t be happening. He has to be playing the ringmaster. I will smash all my ceramic dishes if he does this. Fuck
Amy Jones
is 70% done
Annoyed because this scenario DEFINITELY required a fucking conversation beforehand. Given what happened to her and that she literally KILLED SOMEONE BECAUSE OF IT, pulling this on her out of no where is not cool
— Sep 11, 2025 08:43AM
Amy Jones
is 29% done
Not fucking okay. Not fucking okay
I did not expect that a dark fantasy romance full of kinky sex, creepy puppets, a sentient circus and a cheesy amount of blood and gore would bring me to tears. Like wtf. My heart is shredded. It has been sliced into million piece with Simon’s strings. BROKEN. I am BROKEN
— Sep 10, 2025 08:25AM
I did not expect that a dark fantasy romance full of kinky sex, creepy puppets, a sentient circus and a cheesy amount of blood and gore would bring me to tears. Like wtf. My heart is shredded. It has been sliced into million piece with Simon’s strings. BROKEN. I am BROKEN
