Lucå✧･ﾟ’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire > Status Update

I’m having so much fun annotating this book

Harry and Cedric doing the whole “no, you” thing in front of the cup 🤠🤠 they’re cute

Harry is so dumbb like even if you think Diggory’s pulling your leg, why not try doing what he told you just in case? It’s not like anyone’ll know if it does turn out to be a lie

Percy Weasley would vote conservative if he were a Muggle I just know it

They’re such BOYS in this book i can’t believe a woman wrote this. Ron only wanting pretty girls for the ball and being so mean to Hermione? Hermione being the only one to care for Harry’s well-being during the Tournament? “Don't you go upsetting them and telling them they've got to take clothes and salaries! You'll put them off their cooking!” Wth

1. Why is Harry friends with Hermione? He doesn’t really seem to like her as a friend, esp when Ron’s not there
2. Not Harry pointing out Ron’s “several inches of bare ankle showing beneath his pyjama trousers” lmao 😭🏳️‍🌈
3. The house-elf thing is really starting to pmo ngl

The dumbassery of the “magically binding contract” that forces a literal 14 year old to compete is taking me out
Madame Maxime calling Dumbledore Dumblydorr lmao

“They like being slaves” Rowling whyyy why can’t a girl just enjoy her fantasy book series without the fucking slave acceptance talk 😔
Also “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” was CRAZY like no way there’s a Uranus joke in a Harry Potter book

Oh no not the slavery subplot😭

imagine paying all that money for the stupid match to last less than half a day