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NO ONE TALK TO MEEEEH!!

"Take your father's offer. You can help people in Am Gezira without getting killed. Marry some woman who will love to hear you ramble about canals and have a whole band of children you'll undoubtedly be too strict with."

JUST TWIST THE KNIFE WHY DON'T YOU! 😭😭

𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒊𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕.

POP OFF MY GURL ✨️👏🏼🤌🏼💅🏼

"Let your husband punish you as he sees fit."

WHEN I CATCH YOU, YOU LITTLE SHI-

"Do I know you?"

"Yes, I threw you out of a history lecture once for asking too many questions. You were much smaller."

....

"THAT WAS YOU?!"

I'm creasing so much. These small bits of humor 🤣 gets me every time.

*Reads Chapter 16*

WHOOOOO?! COME AGAIN?!!! WHAT!

"I know you're not insinuating that the woman who carried and birthed you, enormous potato head and all"

POTATO HEAD!!! BAHAHAH!! I was wondering why Alu was his nickname because I was like bahaha in urdu that's potato 🤭😂 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY ACTUALLY MEANT IT !!

"𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖."

I FREAKING KNEW THEY WERE CASUAL!!! AHHHHH!!!

"God have mercy, not this again."

🤭🤭🤭 oh boii I fell ya