Harry’s Reviews > Men in the Off Hours > Status Update

"""
We are left wondering, *Why Lazarus?*
My theory is
god wants us to wonder this.
After all, if there was some quality that Lazarus possessed,
some criterion of excellence

by which he was chosen to be called
back
from death,
then we would all start competing to achieve this.
But if

God's gift is simply random, well
for one thing
it makes a
more interesting TV show.
"""