Status Update

Salomé is 50% done

they just changed the points rules of the championship like it makes sense to me!!! brother 🤡✋🏽

— Sep 21, 2025 01:32PM

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Salomé’s Previous Updates

Salomé is 5% done

« you were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs »
« i’m not an hallucination »
« you are a pipe dream »

SCREAMING

— Jun 10, 2026 08:29AM

Salomé is starting

this week i live and breath exy. kevin would be proud

— Jun 10, 2026 08:06AM

Salomé is 96% done

« Fight because you don't know how to die quietly. Win because you don't know how to lose. » can you see the goosebumps on my arms?

— Sep 22, 2025 08:41AM

Salomé is 86% done

« i was seven » THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED 🤸🏽‍♀️🤡😭😫🫥

— Sep 22, 2025 07:18AM

Salomé is 60% done

neil can’t catch a break 😫😫😫

— Sep 22, 2025 04:27AM

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