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actually remarkable how long this book is given that the main thrust of the story is just like killing drac

Willem Dafoe surrounded by 2000 rats

making me realise i actually did not know the story of dracula

s/o to the nurses looking out for my boy jonathan

I can’t believe this is a real book

Taste test Costco’s VS Dracula’s rotisserie chicken