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the sixties are like a theme park to them. they wear the costume, buy their ticket, and they have the experience. their hair might be long, but it smells great. i should know. daisy uses most of my shampoo.
— Sep 25, 2025 06:14AM
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meeting anna-louise was like finding a stranger's shopping list in the mall floor and realising there are other, more interesting diets than your own. it was the first time i ever felt incomplete.
— Sep 25, 2025 06:19AM
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jasmine goes silent a moment: "secrets of what was on the other side. of the possibilities of perception."
— Sep 25, 2025 06:12AM
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these old drifters seems to me to be lancaster's last connection to the town's brief past, connected to that past by mere virtue of their being too poor to participate in the willful amnesia that propels the rest of the town's citizens into the sparkly and
thrilling future that i desperately want to share.
— Sep 08, 2025 07:21AM
thrilling future that i desperately want to share.
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"you might consider checking out the travel brochures for the town in which you live. you might be amazed. you might not want to live there anymore."
— Mar 25, 2025 07:59AM
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a new feeling washes over me - a feeling at once destructive, romantic, and grand - like falling into a swimming pool dressed in a tuxedo."
— Mar 25, 2025 07:58AM
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"london beckoned songs about money written by machines"
— Mar 25, 2025 07:56AM

