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Oh hello cliffhanger!

Oooh she’s knocked up! I will happily bet every last dollar I have on it!

Are Illias and Adrian half brothers!? 😦

It really yanks my tampon string when women who write women FOR women talk about pussies being “so tight” C’mon now. Surely a grown woman knows enough about the misogyny behind that bullshit to find a hundred other adjectives to use instead of that one repeatedly.

Oh Tatiana, the chip is behind that tile love.

Adrian is a fucking prick. I hereby revoke my feelings of sadness over his death, and my ire at Illias for killing him.

It’s taken up until the tenth book in this series, but I finally googled what a Brioni suit is and the cost. $5,800-$19,600 Australian dollars apparently.
Mafia pays well enough I suppose.

I’ll bet both my knockers that this restaurant belongs to Illias. And this hostess is about to lose her job 🤣

Touch another man and I’ll kill him. Then I’ll fuck you in his blood”

I am inappropriately aroused.

I apologise for my earlier outburst Eva, your Majesty. Here’s a pretty flower 🌷

“the wrong pair of eyes stared back at me”

Well just kick me directly in the heart at 4:59am Eva, that’s ok. It’s fine. Just perfect. Thanks.