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Oooh she’s knocked up! I will happily bet every last dollar I have on it!

Are Illias and Adrian half brothers!? 😦

It really yanks my tampon string when women who write women FOR women talk about pussies being “so tight” C’mon now. Surely a grown woman knows enough about the misogyny behind that bullshit to find a hundred other adjectives to use instead of that one repeatedly.

How many times does he have to call her “moya luna” and recognise his cologne before she connects the dots and realises it was him in the gazebo?

My 13yo would say “It’s giving basic”

Oh Tatiana, the chip is behind that tile love.

Adrian is a fucking prick. I hereby revoke my feelings of sadness over his death, and my ire at Illias for killing him.

It’s taken up until the tenth book in this series, but I finally googled what a Brioni suit is and the cost. $5,800-$19,600 Australian dollars apparently.
Mafia pays well enough I suppose.

I’ll bet both my knockers that this restaurant belongs to Illias. And this hostess is about to lose her job 🤣

Touch another man and I’ll kill him. Then I’ll fuck you in his blood”

I am inappropriately aroused.

I apologise for my earlier outburst Eva, your Majesty. Here’s a pretty flower 🌷

“the wrong pair of eyes stared back at me”

Well just kick me directly in the heart at 4:59am Eva, that’s ok. It’s fine. Just perfect. Thanks.