Caitlyn’s Reviews > The Screaming Staircase > Status Update

“Barnes was blinking, gasping, wiping at his face. “You irresponsible idiots! That hellish thing - what is it?”
“Not sure,” George said. “Possibly a Specter of some kind. Sorry about that, Mr. Barnes, but really you shouldn’t have looked so close. It’s easily startled by grotesque shapes.””

I love these characters so much. 😂

“Hey, what happened to my gourd?”

“Lockwood’s hands were clasped between his knees; he was sitting forward like a priest on the toilet…”

Best simile I’ve ever read 😂