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is starting
time to read the book where fitz is just really stupid for most of the time and then goes crazy, gets tortured and becomes even more scarred for life 🙂↕️
— Sep 26, 2025 07:33PM
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shell :)
is 95% done
will comin in with the freddy fazbear jumpscare over here
(jokes aside i was terrified when i first read this scene omg)
— Sep 28, 2025 07:17AM
(jokes aside i was terrified when i first read this scene omg)
shell :)
is 83% done
here be where everything goeth to shit for fitz and everyone in buckeep (specifically fitz though)
— Sep 28, 2025 07:14AM
shell :)
is 61% done
chade spouting wisdom that i think everyone needs to hear:
“one simply does not go about killing for convenience. it’s wrong. it’s called murder, boy.”
ok everyone i know it’s shocking advice but trust me i think he’s onto something
— Sep 28, 2025 07:11AM
“one simply does not go about killing for convenience. it’s wrong. it’s called murder, boy.”
ok everyone i know it’s shocking advice but trust me i think he’s onto something
shell :)
is 60% done
okay I get that regal just said the most horrible abhorrent stuff to fitz but i love how verity is described as “being capable of fratricide” im dead💀💀
my hate for regal fully cemented in this scene when i first read the book (i remember thinking ‘damn he needs to die like asap’)
— Sep 28, 2025 06:33AM
my hate for regal fully cemented in this scene when i first read the book (i remember thinking ‘damn he needs to die like asap’)
shell :)
is 10% done
great 68 pages in and I’m already trying not to cry thank you hobb really appreciate it
— Sep 26, 2025 10:09PM
