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“Ok Cupid” by Major Jackson.
Dating a Catholic is like dating a tribe and dating a tribe is like dating a nation and dating a nation is like dating a football star
and dating a football star is like dating a new car and dating a new car is like dating an air freshener
and dating an air freshener is like dating a fake tree
and dating a fake tree is like dating silver tinsel and dating silver tinsel is like
— Sep 27, 2025 08:03AM
Dating a Catholic is like dating a tribe and dating a tribe is like dating a nation and dating a nation is like dating a football star
and dating a football star is like dating a new car and dating a new car is like dating an air freshener
and dating an air freshener is like dating a fake tree
and dating a fake tree is like dating silver tinsel and dating silver tinsel is like
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“Vivisection” by Marty McConnell
I will take in my hands and press against my face
until we are a single organism. the mouth is not an organ but I give it to you.
When I say eat me I mean
suck the bones clean, leave nothing
— Sep 27, 2025 08:06AM
I will take in my hands and press against my face
until we are a single organism. the mouth is not an organ but I give it to you.
When I say eat me I mean
suck the bones clean, leave nothing
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“Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood
The rape joke is that you were 19 years old.
The rape joke is that he was your boyfriend.
The rape joke it wore a goatee. A goatee.
Imagine the rape joke looking in the mirror, perfectly reflecting back itself, and grooming itself to look more like a rape joke. "Ahhhh," it thinks. "Yes. A goatee."
No offense.
The rape joke is that
— Sep 27, 2025 08:04AM
The rape joke is that you were 19 years old.
The rape joke is that he was your boyfriend.
The rape joke it wore a goatee. A goatee.
Imagine the rape joke looking in the mirror, perfectly reflecting back itself, and grooming itself to look more like a rape joke. "Ahhhh," it thinks. "Yes. A goatee."
No offense.
The rape joke is that
