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stabbing him with a needle and then threatening to kill him with her pointe shoes is so ballerina core

F1 AND NASCAR MENTIONED !!!

I REPEAT

F1 AND NASCAR IS FUCKING MENTIONED 🏎️💨

*insert spongebob’s brain crashing out meme*

“This is what I get for making fun of how my parents met. I don’t care how cute they are, I will not be suckered into loving a black-masked stalker. No matter how hot he is.”

PLEASE LMAO THIS IS SO HILARIOUS 😭😭😭 we love history repeating itself

EXCUSE ME ??!!? ORION YOU FILTHY DAWG 🤤🤤🤤

i’m so obsessed already just like every book by greer 😩😩