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Helen
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"Normally, I go for the plain.[...] But today I chose stinky-sweet hazelnut to ensure Jacob fully understood whatever point I was attempting to make"
Or: Don't mess with a man's instant creamer, even if you think you're swapping it for a superior fresh product.
This is basically why I'm doing this now: I want to wallow in this ridiculousness. I like the big plot, but I don't want the series to end yet.
— Nov 27, 2016 06:55AM
Or: Don't mess with a man's instant creamer, even if you think you're swapping it for a superior fresh product.
This is basically why I'm doing this now: I want to wallow in this ridiculousness. I like the big plot, but I don't want the series to end yet.
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Helen
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Stopping here for now. I ended up reading stories that are chronologically placed later than I progressed in main series, but they weren't that tied in with the plot. This final, and longest, seems to be.
— Nov 27, 2016 11:10AM
Helen
is 64% done
Victor Bayne, on suggestive jokes in front of the audience: "[...]flirting and family should never mix."
Several minutes later:
"'Keep your pants on, mister. We're in your uncle's kitchen.'
'And?'
'And...it's your uncle's kitchen.'
'Leon's not here. [...]he'll be gone twenty minutes. At least.'
Good point."
That's some moral fortitude there, Vic.
— Nov 27, 2016 10:44AM
Several minutes later:
"'Keep your pants on, mister. We're in your uncle's kitchen.'
'And?'
'And...it's your uncle's kitchen.'
'Leon's not here. [...]he'll be gone twenty minutes. At least.'
Good point."
That's some moral fortitude there, Vic.
Helen
is 60% done
"Vic seemed oddly attached to his coffeemaker, though, and Lisa was just a guest. She could get her own...those pod-things were pretty neat. No. It would be perceived as a threat, somehow. Even the best damn cup of coffee in the world wasn't worth undermining a relationship."
See, Lisa understands how boundaries and coffee preferences work. Shame on you, Jacob.
— Nov 27, 2016 09:47AM
See, Lisa understands how boundaries and coffee preferences work. Shame on you, Jacob.
Helen
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"Right. You're the picture of congeniality."
"Whoever told you that be talking out their ass. Free clinic say the test come back fine."
I regret that we didn't get to see more of Jackie. But I don't regret starting on this collection before completing series. I'll just pass on stuff that's set post-GhostTV. For now.
— Nov 27, 2016 06:47AM
"Whoever told you that be talking out their ass. Free clinic say the test come back fine."
I regret that we didn't get to see more of Jackie. But I don't regret starting on this collection before completing series. I'll just pass on stuff that's set post-GhostTV. For now.

