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“Stop fighting and give me ten minutes.”
“You don’t deserve 10 seconds, let alone 10 minutes.”
“How about ten words?”
“I’d like to see you try.”
“I am falling in love with you, Iris Elizabeth Kane.”

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

“What are you doing?”
“Helping my wife.”
“You’re growing a bit too comfortable with that nickname for my liking.”
“I use it to remind you of your place.”
“And what’s that?”
“Mine”


AHHHHHHH DECLAN KANE THE MAN U ARE!!!!!!

DECLAN KANEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE U 🥰

The doctor checks the scan.” It looks like you have a boxer’s fracture.”
Her face brightens.” That sounds badass.”
I glare at her. “Calm down Moahmmed Ali. I wouldn’t count today as a victory by any means.”

“It was wrong of me to make you work on your day off”
“Yeah. You’re right. It was a total dick move.”
“You have such a fowl mouth.”
“Is it just me or do you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with my mouth lately?”
“Who says it’s unhealthy?”

Buddy read with @aisha!!