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shell :)
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i seriously can’t get over how funny fitz’s internal monologue is
his newest epiphany: “i was suddenly determined that i was going to start making everyone behave as they should.” SERIOUSLY WHAT GROWN MAN THINKS THIS HES SUCH A MANCHILD AND I LOVE IT
— Oct 01, 2025 07:38AM
his newest epiphany: “i was suddenly determined that i was going to start making everyone behave as they should.” SERIOUSLY WHAT GROWN MAN THINKS THIS HES SUCH A MANCHILD AND I LOVE IT
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shell :)
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please fitz why didn’t you get regal to build a statue in your honour i would have died laughing
— Oct 01, 2025 07:42AM
shell :)
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ngl i love reading about characters going insane especially when it’s my guy fitz (hobb’s prose is absolutely beautiful idk how she does it)
— Sep 30, 2025 06:54AM
shell :)
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dude making fitz relive his torture by forcing him to describe it in detail is not cool 👎
— Sep 29, 2025 10:13PM
shell :)
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fitz over here with his prison review series: ‘damn guys this is the best one i’ve stayed in so far 10/10’
— Sep 29, 2025 10:10PM
shell :)
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SORRY BUT THIS SCENE IS TOO PERFECT I LOVE NIGHTEYES SO MUCH (their dynamic is summarised by this line from nighteyes: “the things i endure for you”)
— Sep 29, 2025 10:09PM
shell :)
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how can fitz be both a scarred and tortured individual and yet have this inner monologue 😭
“i would kill regal. it only seemed fair. he had killed me first.”
bro’s actions don’t prove chade wrong lmfao he really has a child’s brain up there
— Sep 29, 2025 05:32PM
“i would kill regal. it only seemed fair. he had killed me first.”
bro’s actions don’t prove chade wrong lmfao he really has a child’s brain up there
shell :)
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aight fitz time to read over 600 pages of you being a dumbass AGAIN (and ofc the crazy fantasy stuff that goes down - lowkey my fav book out of this trilogy)
— Sep 28, 2025 06:45PM
