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Any tips on how to hide a 70 kg chicken?
Oct 01, 2025 09:13AM

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message 1: by maya ۶ৎ⋆. (new)

maya ۶ৎ⋆. dig a 2-meter deep hole


message 2: by levi (new)

levi Yayaya tyyyyy


Lobenda☆on a year-long hiatus☆ son, why are you hiding a 70-kg chicken in the first place?!


yyagmurrtk ᯓᡣ𐭩 😭😭😭😭 bro


message 5: by Rowan (new)

Rowan Tf?


message 6: by ~daphne~ (new)

~daphne~ eat it low-key


Salma [Comment restriction] i have so many follow-up questions right now


message 8: by Ceci (new)

Ceci Gulick Ummmmm Levi?


sophie✧˖ °☾ what in the fatass chicken


message 10: by levi (new)

levi Lobenda: it kinda died


message 11: by levi (new)

levi Yagmur: whaaa


message 12: by levi (new)

levi Rowan: 🫥🫥🫥


message 13: by levi (new)

levi Daphe: nahhh idk how to cook it


message 14: by levi (new)

levi Mazin: we don’t talk about that


message 15: by levi (new)

levi Salma: hiiiiii


message 16: by Ceci (new)

Ceci Gulick Answer my pms leviii


message 17: by levi (new)

levi Ceci: yeyeye


message 18: by levi (new)

levi Sophie: frrrrr


message 19: by Ceci (new)

Ceci Gulick Pls answer leviii


Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} that chicken sounds like it would lowkey be cute


message 21: by levi (new)

levi Ayesha: it’s dead


Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} evi: oh... it can still be cute tho 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


Lobenda☆on a year-long hiatus☆ it kinda died! oh my god, lev 😁. i'm sorry, baby :(


message 24: by levi (new)

levi Ayesha: a 70kg chicken is cute????!


message 25: by levi (new)

levi Lobenda: 🤭🤭🤭


minnie. [angel wings] err uh js dig a hole


message 27: by levi (new)

levi I don’t want police to find out


minnie. [angel wings] evi wrote: "I don’t want police to find out"

oop- okay then dig. 9 foot deep hole they stop looking after 7 dw i have experience


minnie. [angel wings] /jkjkjkjkkjkjkjjkjjjkj


Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} oh wait i read the kg as pounds 😭😭 that chicken weighs more than me, what the hell was it fed???


minnie. [angel wings] probably crack /jkjk maybe it was like overfed so people could harvest its liver


minnie. [angel wings] 😝Halooola💋✨ wrote: "Eat it😭"

he cant cook 😭


Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} minnie, who says it needs to be cooked in order to be eaten....


Salma [Comment restriction] Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} wrote: "minnie, who says it needs to be cooked in order to be eaten...."

wait what?


message 36: by levi (new)

levi Ayesha: u don’t get the reference 😭😭😭


message 37: by levi (new)

levi Minnie: ur my spirit animal ong


message 38: by levi (new)

levi Halooola: bet


message 39: by Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} (last edited Oct 01, 2025 03:27PM) (new)

Ayesha SEMI HIATUS FOR SCHOOL {Jinu’s version} i just searched it up and i feel stupid😭😭😭 this is what i get for not having any social media


message 40: by levi (new)

levi Ayesha: I can’t believe you don’t get the reference you’re old gng like 50 something(jokes) 😭🥀


message 41: by levi (new)

levi Didn’t*


message 42: by Hayaa (new)

Hayaa Just fry it and give it to me. I’ll handle the rest 🙏


message 43: by Hayaa (new)

Hayaa Actually no need to fry it. I’ll also take care that myself 🙂‍↕️ Trust


message 44: by levi (new)

levi Hayaa: alr bet it might look like a human tho but it’s a chicken trust


minnie. [angel wings] @evi: ahhhhh tysmmmm no ones ever said that to me hehhehehe


message 46: by ophelia ⋆˚࿔ (new)

ophelia ⋆˚࿔ @mins WHY AM I LITERALLY DYING LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING YOU SAID IN THIS COMMENT SECTION (your sense of humour is just perfection)


minnie. [angel wings] Ava ˚࿔ wrote: "@mins WHY AM I LITERALLY DYING LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING YOU SAID IN THIS COMMENT SECTION (your sense of humour is just perfection)"

hehhehehhehe yayyyyy


message 48: by levi (new)

levi Minnie: nwwww 🥹


message 49: by evie *s-ia* (new)

evie *s-ia* is it alive


message 50: by evie *s-ia* (new)

evie *s-ia* bc if so idk but if not maybe u could like stuff it in the freezer????? bury it?/


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