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*shocked pikachu face*

“The grotesque intermixture of human agony and absurdity that was the state of manhood.”

Only the absolute bananahead that is Lord Eden would come up with the stupid plan that he should assault the woman he is lusting after instead of holding a damned conversation

And William over here throwing a temper tantrum that he wants to rape the SAME woman because her sister, his mistress is “too familiar” a fuck

5 minute wonder that is sex with Lord Eden with his poor maid…
He is so pathetic and Marianne is a sado-masochist

Thomas Eden is a 40 year old “tall man whose face and features bore the unmistakable imprint of genes gone awry” and Marianne is an apathetic (verging on psychotic) 16 year old who bullies the other villagers and her own family

They deserve each other, holy shit this ride we are on