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Paige Johnson
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“What’s Florida for if not fleeing cities in a little red bullet car?”
— Oct 02, 2025 04:47PM
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“Carmen reads my horoscope, though I don’t know what a star shape matters to my circuitry or the roadmap of tomorrow”
— Oct 18, 2025 08:31PM
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She perks up like espresso-shocked, cooing about escaped zoo flamingos and good horoscopes.”
— Oct 09, 2025 03:23PM
Paige Johnson
is 22% done
My girl Carmen says it’ll take four hours from Delray Beach to Brentwood, but I’ll clock three, geeked off some white picket lines with leftovers in my pocket. Still got a tank with room for more Americana”
— Oct 02, 2025 10:34PM
