Laura Madsen’s Reviews > The Apocalypse Codex > Status Update

“The trouble with following occult texts blindly is that there is no guarantee that the thing the ritual summons is what it says on the label.”

“Fucking netbooks; you can’t even use one to beat an alien brain parasite to death without it breaking.”

“If you stare into the Abyss for too long it stares into you, and likely finds you crunchy with ketchup and a little relish on the side.”