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eyeless jack
is on page 6 of 71
“The last straw was finding him with his face between my best friend’s thighs while she sat perched on my kitchen counter.”
OOP fuck them, go get you some hot rebound scarecrow dick
— Oct 02, 2025 09:04PM
OOP fuck them, go get you some hot rebound scarecrow dick
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eyeless jack
is on page 70 of 71
“Author note: I hope you enjoyed this spooky, Halloween-themed novella and developed a newfound love of scarecrows. If you find yourself feeling inspired on your next visit to the pumpkin patch, please remember that scarecrows are meant to be observed and hay is rather prickly in the nether regions.”
I’M CRYING 💀
— Oct 03, 2025 08:05AM
I’M CRYING 💀
eyeless jack
is on page 61 of 71
“If anyone would have asked me two weeks ago how I felt about getting naked in a corn field while a scarecrow watched with a boner, I would’ve asked what they were smoking.”
LMAO
— Oct 03, 2025 07:46AM
LMAO
eyeless jack
is on page 52 of 71
“Cassie, that’s your vagina talking.”
PLEASE 💀
— Oct 03, 2025 07:31AM
PLEASE 💀
eyeless jack
is on page 52 of 71
“You are quite attractive when you are terrified.”
I fear that’d work on me
— Oct 03, 2025 07:30AM
I fear that’d work on me
eyeless jack
is on page 33 of 71
“Who’s there?” I call out
Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. 👻
— Oct 03, 2025 06:57AM
Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. 👻
eyeless jack
is on page 33 of 71
“I might not have much experience growing vegetables, but I’m fairly certain corn doesn’t groan”
LMAO that’s how I talk too 💀
— Oct 03, 2025 06:55AM
LMAO that’s how I talk too 💀
eyeless jack
is on page 32 of 71
“I hope they fall off a cloud” made me cackle
— Oct 03, 2025 06:51AM
