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At about wheel 11 out of 18 and the going is rough.
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Nov 29, 2016 06:23PM
THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE TRUCK, GOOD BUDDY!
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It was the weight-check off-ramp TO HELL!
"No, your 18-wheeler has been really well-behaved all night," said the babysitter on the phone. "But would it be okay if I threw a blanket or something over that creepily realistic statue of a lot lizard you have in the corner?""What creepily realistic statue of a lot lizard?"
All I know is that guy must have practiced his Sam Whoever drawl. (There's a Sam Shepard, and a Sam Elliott--that's the one with the famous drawl--but no Sam Shepherd.) Just sitting around on his bee-hind, eating beef jerky, disdaining Coast to Coast AM, freaking out on trucker speed, and mimicking Sam Whoever like a total dickhole.
Sam Elliott would have made more sense. For some reason, I was trying to imagine the voice of the guy from Jurassic Park, whose name (I just looked up) is Sam Neill. It didn't really suit the story.
