Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*’s Reviews > Tempting the Christmas Gnomes > Status Update

‘The gnome is about three feet tall at my best guess, wearing a pointed red hat, sturdy green pants, and a dark fitted shirt. I resist the urge to moan as I admire his long gray beard and strong, stout body. With his broad chest and thick forearms, he’s a real GnILF.’