sallanvaara’s Reviews > The Lord of the Rings > Status Update

Man, I simply don't know how to read anymore, huh. This is the slowest I've been with my reread in like seven years. Still loving it, of course, but I'm badly out of the habit of reading and having a hard time picking up both the physical and audiobook most days. RIP me.

WEEP WEEP SOB SOB WAIL

LET'S GOOOOOI

Finished Two Towers and I'm having unexpected Gollum feels. The "doomed by the narrative" of it all got to me!!!

I just finished Fellowship (yes this is once again going by absurdly fast) and I'm crying so hard I might pass out. Full-on wailing and sobbing into a pillow. A GOOD TIME IS BEING HAD.

LET'S GO HOBBITS!!!

Listen Tolkien, why don't you just break into my house and beat me up with a cricket bat, it would hurt me less than this.