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‘—150-pound, brown and white pit-bull mastiff lay at Sharif’s feet—up on the sixth floor of a prewar building—small, dim apartment. Behind them, in the centre of the park on an inactive ground fountain, were a dozen elderly Chinese women rehearsing a choreographed dance—Before—adopted Judy on her twenty-ninth birthday, people warned her that having a huge dog in a tiny apartment was a bad, even inhumane, idea—’
Oct 07, 2025 01:12PM
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‘He barks, but rarely—not so great w/ dogs, cats, rabbits, ferrets—any—domestic animal really (in fact, he wants to kill every one he sees). Speaking of killing, he kills mice and cockroaches. Really well. He responds to “come here,” “no,” and “sit”—treats—greatly increase his response time to these commands. Sometimes he dreams about chasing things and will woof in his sleep. It’s alarming at first, then endearing—’
Oct 08, 2025 05:36PM
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‘—by the time of the diagnosis—betrayed by—pre-pregnancy self—idealist who believed— dreams—Hows that for irony—as a result of refusing to shape my life around money all these years, all I think about is money. How could I have relied on something—fickle—It was now urgent—do whatever it took to give—baby—safeguards and advantages—high-quality food—healthcare—housing stability—parents who weren’t stressed about bills’
Oct 07, 2025 04:24PM
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Kanako Okiron My worst nightmare! 🐶😱


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emily Kanako wrote: "My worst nightmare! 🐶😱"

: ) ! Mastiffs (esp. 'boerboels') are actually one of my favourites to be completely honest, but I think I'm more compatible/suited to a catlike Shiba (from personal experience anyway) . In other words, even though I'm still considerably a 'dog person', I think cats suit me more (cat people suit me more too I think? Whatever that means, haha ) , but in any case - not being able to care for one that I 'love' and am responsible for would be the greatest nightmare I reckon !


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