Helen’s Reviews > Boys Who Go Bump in the Night > Status Update
Helen
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"This boy would be a banquet. This boy came with seventeen Michelin stars and a personal recommendation from Gordon F Ramsay (the F, obviously, standing for the chef's favourite expletive)."
Yes, my sense of humour is cheap and cheesy. (And would therefore probably not be approved by G.F.R.) Sue me.
— Dec 02, 2016 06:20AM
Yes, my sense of humour is cheap and cheesy. (And would therefore probably not be approved by G.F.R.) Sue me.
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Helen
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After bumping into a ghost in the basement and...more bumping, our protagonist climbs back upstairs and runs into the boss from the previous update:
'Jesus Christ, Pete, are you all right? You look white as a sheet! Are you feeling a bit queer?'
And he must think I'm an absolute bloody nutcase as I laugh so hard I double over.
Me too, Pete. Me too. *giggles*
— Dec 02, 2016 07:04AM
'Jesus Christ, Pete, are you all right? You look white as a sheet! Are you feeling a bit queer?'
And he must think I'm an absolute bloody nutcase as I laugh so hard I double over.
Me too, Pete. Me too. *giggles*
Helen
is 26% done
"[...]my new boss[...]who obviously has no idea what the word 'queer' means these days. This morning I've been introduced to the 'queer' cash register that keeps ringing up the wrong amounts, the 'queer' twenty pound note one of the staff mistakenly accepted the previous evening, and the 'queer' corner of the back bar. That last one made me sit up and pay attention, but then I realized my mistake[...]"
— Dec 02, 2016 06:59AM
