Lisa Ständer’s Reviews > If We Were Eternal > Status Update

None of the vampire things are true. They all just had allergies…

She doesn’t believe in vampires. But now he said he is one. And now she believes. Sure.

Why tf is stepping on cookies worse than being in a strangers room in the middle of the night without consent??????

„Okay, funny, Haha. Did Lola arrange this? Or are you just a delusional psychopath?“
„Neither of those things. Want to see my fangs?“

What is this? Do people know vampires or is he just thrown into a world where he doesn’t know people don’t believe in paranormal? What a weird conversation ?!??! Urgh

So now the witch needs to know why he’s standing in front of the door and that he has to apologize and then randomly lets him one and he instant gets horny?

So first she doesn’t scream when a random dude pops up in her room in the middle of the night and then it’s absolutely normal for said guy to stand in front of the door to apologize the next day… idk…