joan’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

i gotta hand it to bella, she wasn’t as dense as people call her out to be. she immediately caught on to his odd behaviour

this + my last read just put me on reading slump ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅

nnggghh everyone calling bella useless but im lowkey her??? at that age??? 😭😭😭 how embarrassing. i mean if you exclude her fixation with edward and all… (i haven’t reached the dangerous / fantastical parts yet so ntm im not that dumb) but i guess it kind of makes sense since this is a wish fulfillment fantasy after all?

holeringggg why do i fit their description. guess im a cullen now

’Every one of them was chalky pale, the palest of all the students living in this sunless town. […] They all had very dark eyes despite the range in hair tones. They also had dark shadows under those eyes—purplish, bruiselike shadows. As if they were all suffering from a sleepless night, or almost done recovering from a broken nose.’

look away, im doing this for the culture or whatever ok